Wow!
What a fantastic year 2011 has been. I do hope you are all well and looking forward to the blessings that 2012 will surely be tossing your way. But before we get underway with this new year I thought you guys might like to hear the Mirly 2011 rundown.
Alan- The man was a studying fool the first half of 2011. Between work and his studies we barely saw him. Astronaut training is apparently pretty tough. And now he is heading off for a manned mission to Mars so who the hell knows how much we will see him in 2012 either.
Rian - The girl’s flair for the dramatics is finally paying off for us. She has auditioned for several tween/teen type movies and will soon be seen on the silver screen being paid to give the stink eye that she has honed so well on her family at home. We already have plans to properly siphon off funds to keep us in the cushy lifestyle to which we have become accustomed once we hit those crotchety years.
Finn- Our little social butterfly has taken the world by storm. With his innate knack to mesmerize and hypnotize every adult that crosses his path, he has been able to build quite the social network that will only make his venture into the world of business that much easier. His vending machine business was slow to take off but has spread like wildfire now. Everyone wants in on the action.
Jack - Oh my, where do I begin? He’s always been a daredevil. He is fast and has such amazing core strength. If he doesn’t’ continue his studies in extreme yoga, then he has a great future in a circus side show as the amazing planking preschooler.
Jena - Throughout this year, Jena has held on to her sanity as she encourages the members of her family in their many endeavors. She gave up the bakery business soon into 2011 but has a great future as a multitasking instructor. Her seminars draw harried homemakers from near and far.
We can’t leave off the furry members of the Mirly clan. They drool and shed and generally stink up the place, but they are so well trained they scoop their own poop. That was quite a training process but we are all really proud of them. We will soon be hiring them out as well.
We have really enjoyed being able to share our amazing accomplishments with all of you. If your year was not nearly as productive and fascinating as ours, don’t worry. There is always next year.