Yesterday the world was full of possibility. My children were adorable and well behaved. My husband was witty and charming. The furry babies were sweet and docile creatures lying by my feet.

Today the polka dots and roses are gone. All of the above is canceled out by the moaninghores. At first I just felt like I woke on the wrong side of the bed. Then the fact that the coffee did not perk me up, and everyone and everything continued to irritate the ever lovin’ shit out of me, I checked the calendar.

Bingo..