Rock, paper, scissors?
Paper! Always fucking paper!
Draw… where? on the paper.
Wanna give me your number? write it down… where? on the paper. (or you can text it if you are iPhone compatible)
What lands on my front porch every morning? Paper!
What do I write my grocery list on? paper
What do I write letters on? paper
What do I wrap gifts with? paper
What is my wine bottle wrapped in when I leave the store? paper
Where should markers let loose with their color? paper
Where would I like that pretty circle with squiggly lines poking out? paper
Not on the walls, the carpet, the bedding, the chair, nor the floor, the couch, or even your face….
*note: to the person that dares to point out the fact that i have ended many a sentence with a preposition… send me a memo… on paper.*
